Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Wrong Side of the Road, Wrong Turns and a Somewhat Raunchy Apartment

Edinburgh Castle

Day Two in Scotland ~ October 19, 2016

Some days are better imagined than lived but in the end you are glad you lived them. They are days of disappointment and frustration and fear and faking no fear and praying that you just survive and who cares about the view. Today was one such day. With a world famous castle taunting us up on the hill, we checked out of #24 Queen Street and lugged our luggage 16 blocks to the Waverly Station Euro Car Rental. 

24 Queen Street, Edinburgh

 Our wheels nearly fell off from the rough cobbles as we bumped along through the throngs of work-a-day people, past age-blackened monuments and extremely awesome looking, very old buildings.

Traipsing through Edinburgh with our luggage

Boer War Memorial ~ Princes Street, Edinburgh
Looking up into the Sir Walter Scott Memorial


We only hauled our bags up elevators and off-limits escalators ten times trying to follow signage and followed as many people's strongly-accented instructions before finally getting to the rental place.


It was there that I think God intervened on our behalf in the form of an elderly gent and a rather posh Mercedes-Benz. You see, we had reserved only the cheapest automatic transmission car available (triple the price of a manual, mind you!). I was told to request GPS on my arrival. The two men renting from the agent to our left requested one, only to be told that there were none available. My heart quaked but I quietly asked our elderly (okay, maybe he was about my age) gentleman agent for a GPS. I'm sure that he took one look at us and thought, “those girls will wander like the Israelites in the wilderness, and they'll not make it out of Edinburgh in forty years!” He quietly leaned forward and said, “I'll just add in the cost of GPS but I'll give you a nice Mercedes-Benz.” Okay. Many thanks.

The whole steering wheel on the right, driving on the left has had my heart pounding through the night for weeks but there was no way out now. Our agent high-lighted the route out of the city on a tiny map with microscopic letters. He said it would take 20-30 minutes to get out of the city, depending on traffic. Ironically, he traced the exact roads that I had told Alyssa yesterday that I absolutely would not drive on. They were full of jay-walkers, round abouts and odd middle-of-the-intersection merges. But we didn't fly all the way to Scotland to sit in a parking garage, so eventually I put my clammy hands on the wheel and nudged the car into drive. Left out of the garage, left on the first street (don't forget to head-check to the right or you'll be dead), Third exit out of the second round-about, look for M8, and then take it to M9 and never mind, you just missed it. And so it went. For 2 hours. Every time we got on a wrong road, we took another five before we found our way back or a sensible place to turn around. 

Stopping to read the map

 Were we having fun yet? Yes. Because one thing I've learned. I don't go places to get there or to see a certain thing or check another item off my bucket list. Life is about experiences, about learning, about growing and about grace. Lots of grace. Grace when we accidentally cross someone's lane in the middle of the ninetieth round-about for the day, grace when I get a glimpse of fuzzy white sheep scattered across a verdant pasture and a sliver of vermilion sunset under heavy clouds.

One of the many little towns we drove through

After endless miles on narrow, darkened roads with headlights in my face and lots more behind me, we finally pulled into the town of Helensburgh, near Loch Lomond. Here was our our second Airbnb. Thankfully I'd had the presence of mind to write a whole booklet of instructions for these places because we wouldn't have wifi in many places and only a cheap “text and call only” pocket cell phone that we picked up yesterday for 20 British pounds. I'd checked out this place (35 E. King Street) on my computer at home by way of 3d google earth, I knew that it looked like a place I'd never go and certainly never bring my daughter. I hoped that somehow it would look better in person. It didn't. And it didn't look better under the light of the weak streetlights, on the next block from the police station. But before we could check it out, we had to park. Parallel parking, in the dark, on the left (while seated on the right), in a very short space (by someone who failed geometry in high school), was a very long, tedious task. But. I did it, with lots of guidance from Alyssa, who was standing on the sidewalk. Then to get into our house. First, we were to find the lock box beside the door, next to “Hair by Norma”. Next, we were to use the code we received by email 4 hours prior to our check-in. Well, it was 4 hours past check-in and we couldn't access email anyway. We used our little pocket phone to call them and while we were being told the code, Alyssa discovered the lock box yawning wide open with a handful of keys hanging out. How comforting. Three doors down, we confirmed we had the correct “street door” by the number stenciled on the garbage can. One of the keys opened this door. Next we found our correct inside door. Alyssa put a little key in one of the locks and opened it. Then a long, old-fashioned skeleton key fit another lock. It turned, but the door wouldn't open. We pushed and pushed while I called the office back. As they tried to trouble-shoot over the phone, Alyssa gave one last push and the door sprang open; the deadbolt hanging by its 2” screws and a long split running down the painted wood frame. Oops. Maintenance may need to bring some wood glue and post some lock-opening instructions for the next tenant. 
Alyssa, gaining access to our apartment

 Finally in, we checked all the cupboards and under beds for bad guys that may have let themselves in with those handy keys. Then we settled in to enjoy our supper of “Sensations” potato chips and cheese wedges that we'd picked up at a petrol station on the way. I'm hoping that tomorrow we can see a castle or a lake or something.  

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